Shakespeare programming language
Having once seen the Shakespeare programming language, I decided to write something on it one day.
This day has finally come. Here is my code for a program which prints some text in standard output.
If you want that look in your Notepad++, you can download the XML User-Defined Language file I created.
To compile the program you can either run ./spl on UNIX systems or spl.bat on Windows.
The compiler (translator, to be precise) can be found here.
If you want to see what this program does, check its C++ translated code and the screenshots.
Title: A different tale of the life of lovers.
Romeo, A handsome intelligent young man in his twenties.
Juliet, A love of Romeo.
Iago, A dishonorable young man that despises Romeo.
Act I: The Secret Meeting.
Scene I: Small Street Near Juliet House.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
My love, come here! Oh, thou art so close!
You are as charming as a lovely pretty rose.
Juliet:
Thou art as perfect as the square of thou whole.
You are a product of thyself and me. A crystal soul!
Romeo:
You are as wonderful as sum of me and twice thyself. Oh my!
Juliet:
You are as charming as a sum of me and angel. Speak thy mind!
Romeo:
You are as fine as twice amazing lovely wonderful warm heavens!
Please speak your mind! My Juliet, the dove in world of ravens.
[Exit Juliet and Romeo]
Scene II: Main Street.
[Enter Romeo and Iago]
Iago:
Who is this man I see? Alas! That's you!
You are as miserable as difference of two;
The old disgraceful evil death and the black toad.
Thou art a product of yourself and stinking goat.
Or shall I speak with lies like thou prefer to thee?
You are a sum of product of thyself and tiny little tree
And You! Romeo, speak your mind! What gabble will thou say?
I shall not hear a word of it on any given day!
Romeo:
Your vicious words prove me that what I know.
You are as vile as a sum of snake and thou.
Open your heart! And wait till it gets pierc'd
With noble blade of mine that's just as fierce.
Iago:
You are as dead as Juliet! Now do not speak thy mind!
Romeo:
You shan't be worried as you do not have heart to find.
[Exit Romeo and Iago]
Act II: Iago Takes Action.
Scene I: Juliet Room.
[Enter Juliet]
Juliet:
Why have the heavens been so cruel to both of us, my love?
I simply want to be with you, tis more than just enough.
All day and night the thoughts of you are always in my head.
O Romeo, my Romeo, I wish we both were dead.
[Enter Iago]
Juliet:
Oh, who are you and what have you come here looking for?
I shall not speak to you since thou are not my Romeo.
Begone, you devil, leave this place at once,
Against brave Romeo, you coward, stand no chance!
Iago:
You are as dead as difference of me in ache
And deadly horrid poisonous snake.
You are as weak as square of thyself!
Do speak your mind! Or shall I kill yourself?
Juliet:
You are as small as difference of Romeo and me.
You are as foul as product of a leech and thee.
Thou are as damned as sum of thyself evil kind
And twice square root of me. Don't speak thy mind.
Iago:
You are as dirty as the sum of sorry rotten hate
And thou yourself! Quick, speak your mind. Too late!
I shall kill you right here in this room of yours,
And leave through windows, having locked all doors.
*Iago takes the blade out and kills Juliet*
[Exit Iago]
[Enter Romeo]
Romeo:
I see you left the windows open to invite me in!
'Tis night, I came to you, my love. To you I came, my sin.
Oh how I want to see your sweetest charming look,
And kiss you one more time, as you say, "By th' book".
*Romeo sees Juliet*
Romeo:
My Juliet! My love! Now I defy you, stars!
I lived in hopes of being with her, my heart is now in scars.
I shall start searching for the one that left you here dead.
I will revenge you, dear love, my dear Juliet.
[Exeunt]
Act III: The Duel.
Scene I: Main Street.
[Enter Romeo and Iago]
Romeo:
Iago, I remember thou have told me once
That I shall die like Juliet! Did you, by any chance,
Kill one I loved so dearly? Speak truth!
And if you did, you shall expect no ruth!
Iago:
Indeed, Romeo, that was all on me.
Your Juliet is dead. Now on to thee!
You are as dead as sum of thyself and a blade.
Do speak your mind. Or art thou too afraid?
Romeo:
I fear you not, tis you who should be scared.
Thy mind is poisoned, you can't be repaired.
I shall be one who sets thy body free.
Thou art now paying with thy life to me.
*Romeo stabs Iago in a duel*
Do you have any words to say, you slime?
I shall give you last chance to speak thy mind.
Iago:
I die in pain, but you have nothing left.
Your hurt shall be much worse than what I have.
What will you live for? Speak your mind.
This world has now no Juliet to find.
*Iago dies*
Romeo:
This rotten coward could not even fight.
To hell with him. But one thing he was right.
I have no love to live for anymore.
My Juliet! I shall again be yours!
*Romeo kills himself*
[Exeunt]